My Dating Dilemma

i just got an email for some dating advice book and i am totally annoyed. i know that men are so simple that things like ignoring a phone call, appearing too busy, making them wait..can really get a man to take interest. I am a challenge, damn it! i may forget to do those simple things at first..but just because i make it easy for them in the beginning..well, that doesn't mean it is going to be that easy to keep me! I give up. I don't want any dumb dating advice, i don't want to appeal to some simple son of a b*tch!!! ---- who stood me up. i want all men who have ''commitment issues" to read this and learn. First of all, i thought that men like superheros. coulda fooled me. Well listen here men..women don't need you to solve all our issues..we'll be more likely to be helping you with your stupid typical issues..like, my dad didnt give me his approval growing up..or shit like that. We just need to know youre going to stick around and if we can trust that you won't treat us like we are "too much", get through some rough patches and treat us as though we are worth the effort! Damnit. Yes, women should learn to get strong on their own..but they shouldnt get dumped for it, because if there was any love in the first place..a man should be willing to stick around for a while. God, men suck. Yes, you men really suck at this. they are willing to completely trash a relationship just because a woman has a few unresolve issues. well, its not gonna happen to me again..i have learned my lessons. i will be strong on my own and i don't need someone by my side to help me get through it all. You see that? you see all we are asking for?? so thank you Malekind. we don't need you to help mend our broken hearts with your patience, kindness and loving understanding. we don't need a white knight in shining armour..so if you find a sweet girl who is beautiful and loving and perfect otherwise..be sure not to give her a freakin' chance. no, i don't hate all men..i just love the idea of one! Here's to men..may your needs always come first, and may you never make any realizations about the opposite sex.