Confessions of a Hairstylist

In case you ever wondered or were ever curious..No, we don't mind when you tell us your whole life story and personal details. Yes, we do mind if you come in from just had a vigorous workout..especially if you are dehydrated and your sweat smells like urine. It would be nice if you chew gum after having a cigarette and coffee. Yes, it's okay and preferred if you come in without freshly washed hair, but not if its totally greasy..well that's nasty. If you have unsightly drandruff and we recommend that you use a special shampoo- get it...don't walk out the door perfectly content with your greazzzy smelling fungus head- really! Guys complain more about grays than women do. 98 percent of married men flirt with me or have at one point said or done something inappropriate or spoke not-so-nicely about there wives. Yes, that means only a mere 2 or 3% of men are completely decent!! I've done A LOT of mens hair. No, i don't mind being a therapist-Yes, i DO mind being a phsychotherapist-especially not if it includes only a 5 dollar tip. Acceptable Tips: 15 for a women's cut..7 or 10 for a mens cut..30 for color and cut..40 for a 3hr foil highlighting session. Please..and thank you very much. Youre excessive directions are annoying and are irrelevant- you can't make a stylist give you a good cut! -she either is skilled or she isnt- you will ruin her creative flow! Men-it's my job to be nice to you..unless you get a clue that i am attracted, dont assume otherwise..especially if you come in with bad breath- c'mon.