Saturday, April 12, 2008

Learn to be INTROSPECTIVE

Dear Blogger.. I am at work today, a little slow for a Saturday-but it's still early. I'm in a relatively good mood today, unaffected by others moods. I play therapist all day. So many women come in that don't want to be happy with their services or with anything about themselves. My coworkers get angry at them, but I can spot them a mile away. They just don't like themselves. Sometimes men do it to, stomp or storm out ; no matter how you try to satisfy them- but who the hell knows whats wrong with them? Which brings me to something I wonder about concerning people's behaviors. I myself am always trying to grow and change my ways! are other people just not aware or conscious of their behavior? Certainly there have been times when I didn't act very civil in public, but I immediately felt foolish and examined my actions. I also meet a lot of women who are middle aged and they are still making mistakes they should have discovered long ago, and to avoid them. Especially concerning their demeanor with men. Part of life is about paying attention to what you are doing right now, if there is something wrong with your view- change it! Of course another obstacle is sure to come along, but you're getting smarter with every change you make. If you don't make any realizations about yourself, you are stuck in your same old ways..that is really dull! Some people just seem hopeless, but please..look at what you are doing and find a better way. pay attention to how others around you respond and react. If you are getting negatively feedback, you ain't actin' right!

Monday, April 7, 2008

Confessions of a Hairstylist

In case you ever wondered or were ever curious..No, we don't mind when you tell us your whole life story and personal details. Yes, we do mind if you come in from just had a vigorous workout..especially if you are dehydrated and your sweat smells like urine. It would be nice if you chew gum after having a cigarette and coffee. Yes, it's okay and preferred if you come in without freshly washed hair, but not if its totally greasy..well that's nasty. If you have unsightly drandruff and we recommend that you use a special shampoo- get it...don't walk out the door perfectly content with your greazzzy smelling fungus head- really! Guys complain more about grays than women do. 98 percent of married men flirt with me or have at one point said or done something inappropriate or spoke not-so-nicely about there wives. Yes, that means only a mere 2 or 3% of men are completely decent!! I've done A LOT of mens hair. No, i don't mind being a therapist-Yes, i DO mind being a phsychotherapist-especially not if it includes only a 5 dollar tip. Acceptable Tips: 15 for a women's cut..7 or 10 for a mens cut..30 for color and cut..40 for a 3hr foil highlighting session. Please..and thank you very much. Youre excessive directions are annoying and are irrelevant- you can't make a stylist give you a good cut! -she either is skilled or she isnt- you will ruin her creative flow! Men-it's my job to be nice to you..unless you get a clue that i am attracted, dont assume otherwise..especially if you come in with bad breath- c'mon.

Friday, April 4, 2008

My Dating Dilemma

i just got an email for some dating advice book and i am totally annoyed. i know that men are so simple that things like ignoring a phone call, appearing too busy, making them wait..can really get a man to take interest. I am a challenge, damn it! i may forget to do those simple things at first..but just because i make it easy for them in the beginning..well, that doesn't mean it is going to be that easy to keep me! I give up. I don't want any dumb dating advice, i don't want to appeal to some simple son of a b*tch!!! ---- who stood me up. i want all men who have ''commitment issues" to read this and learn. First of all, i thought that men like superheros. coulda fooled me. Well listen here men..women don't need you to solve all our issues..we'll be more likely to be helping you with your stupid typical issues..like, my dad didnt give me his approval growing up..or shit like that. We just need to know youre going to stick around and if we can trust that you won't treat us like we are "too much", get through some rough patches and treat us as though we are worth the effort! Damnit. Yes, women should learn to get strong on their own..but they shouldnt get dumped for it, because if there was any love in the first place..a man should be willing to stick around for a while. God, men suck. Yes, you men really suck at this. they are willing to completely trash a relationship just because a woman has a few unresolve issues. well, its not gonna happen to me again..i have learned my lessons. i will be strong on my own and i don't need someone by my side to help me get through it all. You see that? you see all we are asking for?? so thank you Malekind. we don't need you to help mend our broken hearts with your patience, kindness and loving understanding. we don't need a white knight in shining armour..so if you find a sweet girl who is beautiful and loving and perfect otherwise..be sure not to give her a freakin' chance. no, i don't hate all men..i just love the idea of one! Here's to men..may your needs always come first, and may you never make any realizations about the opposite sex.